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Wednesday, 18 December 2013

The spinsters' code



Across the street from our home in Pump Street, Longridge, was a pebble-dashed house in which two spinsters lived.

(Swallows built their nests each year under the eaves of this house. They came in spring and left in autumn, and there was a constant swooping and diving in smooth, graceful sweeps back and forth across the street by these beautiful birds. It was always sad to see them leave but they would return, we always knew.)

The two spinster ladies were a bit of a mystery to me; I can’t remember ever having seen them clearly in full view, and I certainly never saw them outside of their home. I did catch occasional glimpses of one or the other of them, behind the white, lacy curtains across their windows. But nothing more than glimpses; nothing substantial. They did use what I thought was a code to communicate with our neighbours on the right, Mr and Mrs Wilks. I discovered this code quite by accident one day as I sat in one of the favourite places I had for playing, reading or whatever, the broad, wooden window-sill of our window looking out onto the street.

Things were fairly quiet on this particular day when I heard the sudden clatter of wooden clogs from next door, and scurrying across the street to the spinsters pebble-dashed house went Mrs Wilks, apron strings and hair flying in the wind. She cut a fairly dashing figure as I recall. A sash window opened briefly at the spinsters’ house, something was said, then back across the street Mrs Wilks came, faster I think than she went. The spinsters’ window was slid quickly down and I just caught sight of a small white card being whisked away from the upper section of the window that had opened. That was the code. Whenever the spinsters required something from the shops, a small, strategically placed white card would bring a speedy response from the two furiously pumping legs of Mrs Wilks.

I would then picture the activity of Mrs Wilks next door: a quick flick of a comb through wispy, grey hair before her hat, now nicely warmed after the cat had been evicted, was placed on her head with a quick downward thrust of both hands. Her ears had disappeared and you could only just make out two eyes peering out from under the brim. Almost ready. I would imagine Mrs Wilks mentally ticking items off her checklist of ‘things to do before I go shopping for t’ ladies across t’ street’, then off she would go, the front door slamming behind her, the rapid clatter of her wooden clogs, the blur of her form bent forward like a sprinter in a race as she flashed past the window. The sound of her clogs grew fainter as she rounded the corner of the street towards the shops, until all was quiet again. The message had been received and understood, and the latest mission for the spinsters was under way.

I wondered if those two spinsters knew of some deep, dark secret concerning Mrs Wilks and were threatening to expose her is she didn’t cooperate. (My boyish mind sought answers down some rather strange pathways at times, I can tell you.) The truth was probably much simpler, that Mrs Wilks received some small financial reward for her kind services rendered.

Whatever the situation, she was a goer, and active with it, our Mrs Wilks.

Dennis Crompton © 1994

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

My out of body experience under the influence of drugs

drugs

What: Right hip pops out of socket

Why: A slight wriggle of the hips whilst well-reclined in comfortable chair, and galloping old age
Then what: Paramedic kindly eases pain with a drug
Result: My spacey drug misadventure back to normal

Seated in my Ezy-boy chair one day, I eased my body into a more comfortable position. Without so much as a 'how's your father', out popped my right hip from its socket after several years in good-working order as a complete right hip replacement, if you please. This was for the first time of happening… (I'm ex Church of England). A little time passed with me squirming or trying to keep still while my granddaughter smiled and ignored my pleas for her to get somebody to help me, thinking it was just another of my jokes. By this time, the desperation and decibel level I'd reached gained my daughter Helen's attention. Something was definitely wrong with Grandaddy.

The St John's Ambulance arrived very quickly. They knew the way to our place by now and probably had the ambulance set on auto-drive. On the floor of our lounge, the officers (two females and a male) opened a large hold-all of drugs and syringes of every description but wouldn't allow me to choose the pretty colourful ones. They knew best, and soon the pain began to ease replaced with an unplanned free trip into space. My advice? Don't try this at home, or anywhere.

Whatever the drugs were that now coursed through my veins, my trained care-givers had warned aforementioned daughter that drugs can have a weird effect on some people. Weird puts it mildly, believe me, for I had entered a grotesque place where nothing was real or distinguishable. Distorted faces came close then moved away several times, their lips moving yet I was hearing nothing and, isn’t that typical, not an angel in sight when you need one. I was me, but a strange disembodied me, no longer fully aware of anything (and I touch nothing stronger than wine gums these days).

Now, whichever way I turned I was staring up close at an ever-moving wall of meaningless shapes and colours. While my care-givers were thinking it was pain that was making me groan, it was the utter disorientation I was trying to come to grips with. Only when daughter Helen's hand held mine and she murmured that she was there did I begin to feel a measure of safety enough to begin to relax.

The above sentences in no way capture the absolute horror I felt was tearing at my sanity. It’s an experience I’m thankful to have behind me. Oh by the way, the hip in question is functioning well and given extreme care by its owner. Thanks indeed to Waikator Hospital (Hamilton) medical and Morrinsville St John’s Ambulance staff for their professional care. I shall sing your praises by enjoying the measure of life you’ve given to. May bands of angels sing you to your rest.

Dennis Crompton © 2011
(first published www.denniscrompton.wordpress.com 2013)